Uugh!! Even Steven!

I need help! My closet floor is crowded with Christmas and I'm supposed to be making it "even". How can an elephant and an apple be equalized on the scale of Christmas presents? Is a hypothetical baseball bat equal to a remote control car? Is a pad of paper equal to a pair of pants? This is SO hard for me! Thus, the spread sheet! It sounds so unromantic but it is the only thing keeping me sane at this moment! Back to the present cave with me... Only six more days 'til Christmas, I can't wait! For lots of reasons! (Nearing the top of my list is to vacuum my entire closet floor...again with the unromantic!) But I am still smiling:) I hope you are, too!